Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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