- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

canadians

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

suck my balls mr.garison

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Anyone??????????/

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

The jets are a good team..

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

r u smart..... or ur black

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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