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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

E= McVagina

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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