Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Religion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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