- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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