Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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