- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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