Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -19

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops