Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Justin Bieber

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

I'd like to make a withdraw

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Justin Bieber.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A horse walks into a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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