Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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