*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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world peace

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