- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Nock Nock It's open.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

So I was walking down the road today

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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