- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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