Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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