What's the capital of Ohio? O

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Nock Nock It's open.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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