- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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