Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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