- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

world peace

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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