What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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