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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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