- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Yo momma so fat you have aids

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Wigan.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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