What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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poop nuff said

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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