- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

I would rape her

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