Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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