- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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