- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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