An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Do you know the muffin man? No

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

why dont they make black forks

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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