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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many light bulbs? 1

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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