- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Autism speaks but not really

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

roses are red, violets are violet.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??