- Anti Joke

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...