1+2 = 6

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

I love pissing people off :P

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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