What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Guess what? Bananas

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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