Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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