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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Guess what? Bananas

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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