A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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A child walks into a classroom.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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say cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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