good one jess !!

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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