- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What is a chair?

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