What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Guess what? Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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