- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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