- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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