i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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