Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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