whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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