I was once a hamster.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

you and your family will die tonight

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Penis

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

24

why was the boy sad? because.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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