What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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feminism

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Anti Joke

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