Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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