- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

baby seal walks into a club

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

its snowing on mount fuji

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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