What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Anti Joke

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