Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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your mom

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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