- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Choir.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

If you were a cactus, why?

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

your mom

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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