What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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