- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a cactus, why?

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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