women's rights

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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