- Anti Joke

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

The Holocaust

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.