what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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