Vicky is my best friend.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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