- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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