- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

a person who will soon die of beeties

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

lewis ya baggy fuck

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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