- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Sarah Palin

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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