What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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