My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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