Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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are you gay does your mom know

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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