- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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