- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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