Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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5 people are walking

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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