- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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