have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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That's what SHE said!

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Morning wood.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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KONY 2012

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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